07.17.07
The New Pants Arrive!
Well, thanks to all your votes, we have a very clear winner in the poll for which pants were to be my new chef’s pants. You overwhelmingly voted for “Pacific Rim” as the pants of choice which means that some of you were probably able to read what the writing said, and it says something along the lines of “This chef can’t cook toast,” or “This man is the face of erectile dysfunction.”
Here are the results of how you voted:
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| Hot Tomatoes |  16% |
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| Carrot Fish | 28% |
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| Pacific Rim | 56% |
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| 61 votes total | |||
Either way, a deal is a deal, and since the votes were so incredibly in favor of my getting these pants, I went and bought them about a week ago. They have arrived, and I must admit, look pretty sharp! As promised, I will now model them for you on this site.
 A nice big photo for you all with my “casual” pose. Am I ready for America’s Next Top Model yet?… |
So thank you all for your votes, and for your participation in the blog. I love it when this site is truly interactive like this, and I am happy to be your puppet.
Anybody else out there have a request for what I should do next?… 
Stumble it!
Eize said,
July 17, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Nice, even though I voted for the other pants (I forgot which). Don’t join ANTM–they’ll get their hands on you and turn you ORANGE like Jay Manuel!!!
Next? Uhm—matching top?
Vomerific said,
July 18, 2007 at 1:45 am
A pair of low-crotch, red satin MC Hammer pants with reflective stripes down the side would really make a statement in the kitchen. I’m not saying “definitely do this”, but you could be missing a golden opportunity.
Chef Matt said,
July 27, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Eize - I think the fact that I am higeously ugly will keep me from joining ANTM. As for the top, I was just issued a Rustico jacket today - complete with my embroidered name on it, so I think I will go with that.
Vomerific - How about the pants from that tight leather sut Eddie Murphy wore in “Raw”? Purple with black highlights and squeaky-tight. That would kick ass!